So then, brethren, stand firm and hold to the traditions which you were taught by us, either by word of mouth or by letter (2 Thess. 2:15). Guard what has been entrusted to you. Avoid the godless chatter and contradictions of what is falsely called knowledge, for by professing it some have missed the mark as regards faith (1 Tim. 6:21-22).

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Wednesday, January 4, 2017

New Vatican dicastery to be created?

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"Will that be 'to go'?"

Rumour has it that, in an effort to help speed up communion lines, a new department will be created at the Vatican. The Dicastery for Promoting Integral Human Dieting and Hasty Communion will promote 'take-out' and other progressive liturgical practices aimed at attracting cafeteria Catholics. Newly minted Cardinal Kevin Farrell, Prefect of the Dicastery for Laity, Family and Life, is said to be elated at the prospect he'll be able to have a little taste of home so near to his workplace.

Fast? Food?

An anonymous source has disclosed that discussions are taking place to consider offering the McHost at all Vatican liturgies.

Satire aside, Saint Rognvald (Ronald): pray for us.
Rögnvald Kale Kolsson, also known as St. Ronald or St. Ronald of Orkney, was an Earl of Orkney and a Norwegian saint. Ragnvald was canonized in 1192 by Pope Celestine III.—St. Monica RCIA Blog

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