So then, brethren, stand firm and hold to the traditions which you were taught by us, either by word of mouth or by letter (2 Thess. 2:15). Guard what has been entrusted to you. Avoid the godless chatter and contradictions of what is falsely called knowledge, for by professing it some have missed the mark as regards faith (1 Tim. 6:21-22).

Thursday, May 8, 2014

Thursday Quips

  1. Liturgical abuse: the wrong rite.
  2. Contraception makes for bad sects.
  3. Jehovah's Witnesses cannot stand up to cross examination.
  4. Mormonism: an old wives' tale.
  5. Sedevacantism and modernism: two wrongs don't make a rite.
  6. There's something fishy about Friday abstinence, or at least there should be.
  7. Dissenting Catholics: rendering unto Caesar and rending what is God's.
  8. Dissenting Catholic: wolf in cheap's clothing.
  9. Irreligious comedic homilist: devilled ham.
  10. Confiteor: Latin—a glowing penitent entering confessional atmosphere. Related: Confiteorite (confiteor + rite)—mass reduction process; Confiteoroid—a penitent prior to impact.

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